Our cozy pillows are perfect for the food connoisseur who loves to lounge and relax after a feast. Add a humorous touch to their resting spot and honor their triumphant food coma moments.
Dear kindly Rudy Park reader, We can appreciate that you don't have a lot of energy to read and digest a comic strip. Doubtless you're still digesting mountains of food, and would like to continue your post-gorging nap. Forget that! I'm going to shop until I pass out from exhaustion. We stand corrected. In case I hurl, bring my airsick bag to the Apple Store.
To do before Saturday...
"I call it 'rage loaf'."
'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'
Competitive Eating Competition Competitive Vomiting Competition,
PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES
"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."
'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'
“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”
"Do you know I fought an hour with that salmon you're eating."
There! I've made my year's supply of zucchini bread! That's kind of a lot. How can you store them all? It's no problem. I just throw out last year's supply.
'and then stand in dish for two hours.'
Am Awful Crammer.
Well, what did you expect on the mother ship?
Fast Food Dieter
Crop duster wanted.
"The night raid on the kitchen bench was a disaster sir! The owner woke up, came downstairs for a glass of water and attacked us!"
"You know, statistically speaking, at least one of these gingerbread men is gay."
"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."
A woman's work is never done!
'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'
Woman in need of an extractor fan.
"I can't get the price sticker off this non stick pan, you sold me!"
A day in the life of a dish sink
The sword in the all-natural impossible-to-stir peanut butter.
Thanksgiving: The holiday where aluminum foil is king!
"He's a fussy eater."
The Colonel at home.
Tuppermalware
Tsunami in the cooking pot.
Boss, what would you say if I told you that if you don't give me a raise, I'll go work somewhere else? I'd say "Wouldn't it be a shame if your letter of recommendation mentioned how you're an awful employee?" And I'd say "Isn't it a shame the town council has made sure this is the only cafe within fifty miles?" But the way, have you delivered my latest care packages to the council members? Very bad man.
'It was the last straw when she threw her lumpy gravy over me!'
"Touch that and you're a dead man."
"Where's a fairy godmother when you need one?"
"I'm making Thanksgiving dinner this year. Do you have Turkey Helper?"
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