Food Coloring Gifts

"He ate a whole package of food coloring, dyed, and went to Heaven."

"George won't eat anything green. So I dye it."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

"Beanirrito"

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

"120 colors and no 'Sun' color!!"

'All good things must come to an end.'

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."

"Excuse me, but could you ask the chef to make this a little more photogenic?"

Shaved Ice

Mouse with a cat cake.

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

'Can I hand in my report tomorrow. Ms. D'Amato? I haven't finished reading the book. I've been too busy coloring it.'

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

"May I recommend our Seared Filet with Lobster Cream Sauce? It's very photogenic."

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

Avocado Timeline

Great job on the color! Thanks. It looks totally natural. Hi, Twig! Hey. Success! She didn't notice. "Mom dyed her hair with Gatorade."

Picasso

"Sure, ha ha, it’s all ‘free-range’ beef."

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

"I'll have the sticky rack of ribs for my main course and something vegan for my Instagram post."

'Amazing this pizza looks just like a brain scan of someone who's experiencing apophenia'

"This is kindergarten, Mason. You can think outside the box, but you'd better color between the lines."

"Until you're top management, Warrick, I strongly suggest you stay within the lines."

'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)

"I enjoy books a lot more now that I can consistently color inside the lines."

'Eat your lettuce. It'll put colour back in your cheeks.'