Food Coloring Gifts

"George won't eat anything green. So I dye it."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

"Beanirrito"

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

'All good things must come to an end.'

"120 colors and no 'Sun' color!!"

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."

Mouse with a cat cake.

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

"May I recommend our Seared Filet with Lobster Cream Sauce? It's very photogenic."

Shaved Ice

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

'Can I hand in my report tomorrow. Ms. D'Amato? I haven't finished reading the book. I've been too busy coloring it.'

Avocado Timeline

Picasso

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

"Sure, ha ha, it’s all ‘free-range’ beef."

"I'll have the sticky rack of ribs for my main course and something vegan for my Instagram post."

'Amazing this pizza looks just like a brain scan of someone who's experiencing apophenia'

"This is kindergarten, Mason. You can think outside the box, but you'd better color between the lines."

"I enjoy books a lot more now that I can consistently color inside the lines."

'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)

"Until you're top management, Warrick, I strongly suggest you stay within the lines."

'Eat your lettuce. It'll put colour back in your cheeks.'

A shop is called 'Garnishes: Top Meals in Tough Times'.

'Oh Rats! I can't be creative with a box of flat crayons!'