Coloring Gifts

"Ever since we got the Border collie, he colors within the lines."

First Day of School

"Pass me another gray."

At my house I can only use green.

"This is kindergarten, Mason. You can think outside the box, but you'd better color between the lines."

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."

"For goodness sake, Richard, it's supposed to relieve your stress...it doesn't matter if you colour outside the lines!"

'I think it's too soon for us to get married. Let's wait until I can at least color inside the lines.'

'Do you want me to let you know when they come out with eBooks you can color?'

'Wow, a sixty-four arrow quiver with built-in sharpener! I'm so jealous.' (First day at archery school.)

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

"If you don't learn to color inside the lines, how are you ever going to fill in the little ovals on your SATs?"

"Might I recommend the orange Crayola for the smaller flowers and the blue-green for the foliage."

"Until you're top management, Warrick, I strongly suggest you stay within the lines."

'Isn't purple supposed to go on top?'

Caveman painting by numbers.

'Oh Rats! I can't be creative with a box of flat crayons!'

Worst Coloring Book EVER. . .

"I enjoy books a lot more now that I can consistently color inside the lines."

'This is my mom and dad.'

"My grandma is so old, she can remember when coloring books were just for kids."

"Billy! Remember, grandma said no coloring in church!"

'You're pretty good at coloring in the lines, Mom.'

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

'Can I hand in my report tomorrow. Ms. D'Amato? I haven't finished reading the book. I've been too busy coloring it.'

PRIMARY COLOR MEDIA getting family photo taken.

"Can you rewrite this as a coloring book?"

Adult Drawing Something Then Colour It In Book.

Adult colouring books

"Not now, Dear, I'm colouring in my tax return."

"She's already on adult coloring books."

Pages 4 and 5 of the minimalist coloring book'

Colouring-in Book Club.

"Religion helps me find meaning where there's none."

Adult Colouring Book: A Critique of the Infantilisation of Popular Culture.