Adult Coloring Enthusiast Gifts

Books. I want to get my husband one of those coloring books for adults. He tends to see things in black and white.

"Now, now, Gerald, this colouring-in book club doesn't tolerate childish behaviour."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

The Art Student.

Butterfly Woman

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

"Too bright."

Just call me Picasso!

They were mysteriously drawn together

"Someday you'll see my work in the employee break room at the Met."

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

"120 colors and no 'Sun' color!!"

Creative Baby.

''Now we're the only yard in the block with a blue apple tree!'

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

'All good things must come to an end.'

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

"He's an abstract artist."

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

'Can I hand in my report tomorrow. Ms. D'Amato? I haven't finished reading the book. I've been too busy coloring it.'

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

'Why don't you use more blue? -- Blue is very popular these days.'

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

"I don't know what happened, your holiness! I painted the ENTIRE CEILING!"