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"Starting to feel best friendish."

The Fourth Little Pig

'Your French dip, sir.'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Do you have any catsup?'

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

Hungry child

Bad for you but to die for

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

A Woman Holding Canapes

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

I wish I'd had the review.

'Now, what's Italian for pizza?'

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!"

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

"Hey, you two! What did I say about sharing?!"

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

'You're going to be in heaven. Cindy makes the most amazing carrot cakes!'

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

"My mother taught me about baking. She was a great roll model!"

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

"I'm retaining doughnuts."