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"Starting to feel best friendish."

'Your French dip, sir.'

The Fourth Little Pig

Hungry child

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

'Do you have any catsup?'

Bad for you but to die for

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"We're odd looking but just as good."

I wish I'd had the review.

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

A Woman Holding Canapes

'Now, what's Italian for pizza?'

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

"Hey, you two! What did I say about sharing?!"

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!"

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

"My mother taught me about baking. She was a great roll model!"

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

"I'm retaining doughnuts."