Food And Dining Gifts

"Everywhere you look, there's a rate hike."

"The food was o.k., but the atmosphere was terrible."

The Sugar Plump Fairy

Christmas present wrapping service available in a fish and chip shop.

'Parmesan?'

The Anteater's Picnic

"Nothing organic!"

"They should have quit after deep dish."

"What would you recommend pairing with the school of cod fish?"

'We're well known for serving only the freshest mineral water, Madame.'

'Aren't you the writer of the influential book, 'Moose on the Loose'?'

'I'll have the mystery meat with anonymous vegetables.'

'Turkey's okay, but most of the trimmings are vegetables.'

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

'H&S say we can't serve you food in case you get fat...another glass of room temperature water?'

Ino & Frieda's 'Bed and Bagel'

Half Full of Pie.

'The waitress gave us a weird look. On the way back, I'd better drive and you can stick your head out the window.'

Zagat Rated

Restaurant. Special: Fricken Chicassee. The chef shouldn't write the special when he's angry.

I was eating my muffin and drinking my latte when I noticed the tv on your wall is only 1080p resolution. That's right. So you admit it! Your tv is not an 8k UHD television! And yet your sign outside says "good eats and state of the art tech inside." That's false advertising. I might be willing to forgo the class action lawsuit and settle out of court. I'd settle for a 1080p tv. Get out.

"Miss, did you order the small fiery Hawaiian with Fauve influences?"

"One of our greatest minds in restaurant criticism."

'I sent out for everything.'

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

Come dine with me!

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Grace For Flies

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

"Stephen and I are today's special."

LAY ZEE FUK

Sloaney Pony.