Food And Dining Mugs

"Everywhere you look, there's a rate hike."

"The food was o.k., but the atmosphere was terrible."

Christmas present wrapping service available in a fish and chip shop.

'Parmesan?'

The Anteater's Picnic

"Nothing organic!"

"They should have quit after deep dish."

"What would you recommend pairing with the school of cod fish?"

'We're well known for serving only the freshest mineral water, Madame.'

'Aren't you the writer of the influential book, 'Moose on the Loose'?'

'I'll have the mystery meat with anonymous vegetables.'

'Turkey's okay, but most of the trimmings are vegetables.'

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

'H&S say we can't serve you food in case you get fat...another glass of room temperature water?'

Ino & Frieda's 'Bed and Bagel'

Half Full of Pie.

'The waitress gave us a weird look. On the way back, I'd better drive and you can stick your head out the window.'

"Miss, did you order the small fiery Hawaiian with Fauve influences?"

"One of our greatest minds in restaurant criticism."

'I sent out for everything.'

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

Come dine with me!

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Grace For Flies

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"Stephen and I are today's special."

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

Sloaney Pony.

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

LAY ZEE FUK

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."