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"Yes, it's different...but I don't think Fondue Friday is going to last."

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'Someone's been tampering with this chicken. It tastes like chicken.'

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

I read an article about the health benefits of dark chocolate so I make sure all the donuts I eat are covered with dark chocolate.

'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

Coffee

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

Swallows returning to Cappuccino.

Mitch Lee, kung-fondue master.

Mock Fight At The Bakery

A slow Day on the Rolling News Channel

"Eat more pizza and doughnuts and stop exercising. Just kidding, you should see your face!"

'Ask your doctor if getting your fat butt off the couch might be right for you!'

'If a bear attacks and I have to play dead I want it to be as convincing as possible!'

Baker Makes Sexy Dough

"Ma'am, do you realize how fast you were... going?"

'Oh boy, my favourite: Cheese Fondue...'

"It's fondue night!"

Doughnut Criminals

'My diet allows me only one muffin a day!'

Eventual Motion Machine

'Sometimes I like to dunk mine in a nice hot cup of coffee.'

'A cafe is just a failed restaurant really, isn't it?'

"Well, if I was ambitious, we'd have a nice house and more money, but I'd never be around."