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'Embarrassing me won't get you out of 'fondue night' Harold!'

"States of tofu"

La Table

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

'Pass the salt, will ya, buddy?'

Filling the Missile Gap

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

'I'm sorry, sir, but it's hats off for the Chef's Special!'

"For drinks or dinner?"

Steam from dinner in restaurant forms dollar sign

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

F&E Subs. Hey, you replaced the little swords with periscope-shaped toothpicks! Nice touch, Ernie!

"Yes, it's different...but I don't think Fondue Friday is going to last."

Choice hellhole

'How was the squid?'

Mock Fight At The Bakery

A Matryoshka dolls putting an oven in an oven

A slow Day on the Rolling News Channel

"I'm surprised at you, Ted. You know we're not allowed to serve alcoholic beverages to dogs."

'They are boneless, I didn't say anything about beaks.'

'No, we don't have any tuna FISH, but we do have salmon FISH, trout FISH, and catfish FISH.'

Mitch Lee, kung-fondue master.

Orville Wright, not sure he wants to eat airline food, brings a sandwich to his historic first flight.

'Hello Sir. I'm Jeff, and I'll be kissing your butt all evening in the hope of getting a decent tip.'

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

"Chef, we've run out of terracotta roof tiles!"

"You know that kid that submitted a screenplay to us on the back of a restaurant menu? I'm passing on it. I like the screenplay, but I hate that restaurant."

"It's fondue night!"

'My programmer doesn't understand me.'

Baker Makes Sexy Dough