Fomo Thinker Gifts

The main reason I came out of hiding? FOMO."

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"Nation-building never works."

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

"Gee, thanks pal."

What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

Slavery Reparations

EU and India partnership.

Population rocket

Citizen of the world.

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

Nuclear Security Summit

"Very impressive resume, however you didn't explain why you were tagged and released from your last job."

Trouble everywhere...

Myanmar coup

"A little required reading before your G7 summit."

'The U.S. has less than 5% of the world's population, but consumes 25% of its natural resources. Pretty outrageous, isn't it?'

Joe's Bar: Not Responsible For Lost or Stolen Intellectual Property.

'...It's O.K. hon', it's just the third world.'

Biden Ignores the G7 Leaders on Afghanistan

Frankly, it’s too grim for a comedy, and too silly for a tragedy.

There Is An Alternative Universe In Which Donald Trump Cares About Us And We Care About Stuff That Matters

"I suppose you're wondering why I've summoned you here at 3 AM, minion." "I try not to wonder." "After crunching the numbers, I've determined we'd increase profits by being open 24/7." "We're in the suburbs. Everyone's asleep." "Not true. By being closed at 3 AM, we're missing out on the potentially-lucrative Igor the Wino clientele." "Go to the alley and give Igor a 1-for-the-price-of-2 coupon." "Very bad man."

"As I understand, we stop refugees making dangerous journeys to a safe countey and offer them safe passage to a dangerous one..."

Budgetmageddon

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

Political Issues

Chinese Stock Market Crash

"So I bought this doohickey that is very good with chaos."

Third World debt interest repayments/ charity aid

Lisbon Treaty.