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'Why don't you go running after it?'

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

Snow flake

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

Studies show foods work miracles!

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

Can't Touch This

"I'll have you know that, '#dirtylitterbox' is trending on Twitter."

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

"That shirt is so last year."

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

Where do you see yourself five years from today, dork-boy? 43 Breen Road. What are you talking about? It's where everyone wants to go. It's the most popular AirBnB in San Francisco. The earliest opening they had was five years from today. Just book a hotel. Hotels are so 2007.

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

Final words on gravestones.

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

"What are you doing?"

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

". . . and wipe your feet before you go inside."

'You don't need a weather forecast. Just read mother natures' signs carefully and you know that it will start raining soon.'

'I blame Iceland - it's PAYBACK!'

"We've had too much rain - they don't have enough - we'll sell our rain and make millions!"

Weather channel.

"I've been wondering if there isn't some way we could capitalize on the cat craze."