Following Instructions Gifts

"Insert bills facing up."

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

Dog Crossing

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

Birds doing the 'wave'.

'That's our corporate ladder.'

"Turn off cell phones violators will be over ruled."

Office computer: 'Thank you for not using me for personal business.'

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

"Until you're top management, Warrick, I strongly suggest you stay within the lines."

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

'It's from the Federal Trade Commission -- we have to put in a non-smoking section.'

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.

NEWS WEATHER SPORTS

Business man must jump through hoops to impress his boss.

'Continue gently simmering for ten minutes...'

"...And forgive the congregation member who left their cell phone on and it rang during the sermon!"

'...so until you get your own place - you live by our rules!'

"You're applying for this job because your mother told you to. Well, I guess that's a good thing in a compliance officer."

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

"Poppa, can you read me the Riot Act again?"

"Oh-now I see where we part company. You are cleaving unto the spirit of the law, while I am cleaving to the letter of the law!"

"Do you mind? I'm reading the prospectus carefully before investing."

'He had it coming to him - he didn't follow government guidelines.'

"You were doing the speed limit. I found that suspicious."

Man getting into his space suit the wrong way up

'It's a whole new twist - a straight-laced detective who does everything by the book.'

'The grass over in the meadow looks better. I wish somebody would lead off.'

Sign Stating 'Keep off the Grass! Thy Tresspasses will Not be Forgiven."

"It's empty because the health department banned everything inside the box."

'Have you got an Environmental Impact Statement for that castle, son?'