Following Corporate News Gifts

My, my, we're justs a little overprotective of our propriety knowledge, aren't we?

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

Thanks to the financial business scientists know it for sure now - Black Holes really exist!

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."

'The recession is over, again.'

Men on escalators reading newspapers, shares are going up on the up escalator and down on the down escalator.

"On Wall Street today, news of lower interest rates sent the stock market up, but then the expectation that these rates would be inflationary sent the market down, until the realization that lower rates might stimulate the sluggish economy pushed the mark

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

"Up market, down market - he's still the same old curmudgeon."

"And then, like an idiot, I turned to the boss and said 'Maybe the stock market isn't the only thing that's been overvalued!'"

"This just in... All new Euro notes are to be printed on Greece-proof paper."

'Stocks shot up. . . no one on the committee could understand a word that Bernanke was saying.'

'...and the Nikkei closed down on the day.'

Giant merger.

'And this just in from the stock market... buy, sell, buy, sell, buy, sell, buy!'

A Man and His Cat Read the Financial News.

'In the belief that no news is good news, today's financial report has been cancelled.'

'I today's market news, Greed roared back.'

'U.S. stocks surged on news that the government they all hate won't go out of business.'

How should I know up or down? All I heard was the FT was 74.95.

'Stocks plummeted today, on forecasts that tomorrow will be warm and muggy.'

"Since when did economists become sociologists?!"

'The pound looks strong to day. Yes, against the Zambesi bean.'

'The Dow has shot up 2.5% on positive data on housing - until five minutes from now, when it'll be interpreted differently.'

'Wouldn't it be easier if the banks simply merged with the Inland Revenue?'

'Stocks fell on the news that whatever can go wrong, usually does go wrong.'

The market went up and down, up and down, up and down...

'I hear it's a grudge match between the three of them.'

'Skip the comics. Let's get on to the financial page.'

"Nothing is certain except death."

'Today the market roared back on news that greed is good for an ailing economy.'

'You think economic news on TV could be adversely affecting our patient?'

" ... and markets closed lower today on news that markets would close lower today."

Bought GE stock at its high.