Following Corporate News Mugs

My, my, we're justs a little overprotective of our propriety knowledge, aren't we?

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Thanks to the financial business scientists know it for sure now - Black Holes really exist!

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."

'The recession is over, again.'

Men on escalators reading newspapers, shares are going up on the up escalator and down on the down escalator.

"On Wall Street today, news of lower interest rates sent the stock market up, but then the expectation that these rates would be inflationary sent the market down, until the realization that lower rates might stimulate the sluggish economy pushed the mark

"This just in... All new Euro notes are to be printed on Greece-proof paper."

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

"And then, like an idiot, I turned to the boss and said 'Maybe the stock market isn't the only thing that's been overvalued!'"

"Up market, down market - he's still the same old curmudgeon."

'...and the Nikkei closed down on the day.'

Giant merger.

'And this just in from the stock market... buy, sell, buy, sell, buy, sell, buy!'

A Man and His Cat Read the Financial News.

'In the belief that no news is good news, today's financial report has been cancelled.'

'The pound looks strong to day. Yes, against the Zambesi bean.'

'I today's market news, Greed roared back.'

'Stocks plummeted today, on forecasts that tomorrow will be warm and muggy.'

'U.S. stocks surged on news that the government they all hate won't go out of business.'

"Since when did economists become sociologists?!"

How should I know up or down? All I heard was the FT was 74.95.

'The Dow has shot up 2.5% on positive data on housing - until five minutes from now, when it'll be interpreted differently.'

'Wouldn't it be easier if the banks simply merged with the Inland Revenue?'

'Stocks fell on the news that whatever can go wrong, usually does go wrong.'

Bought GE stock at its high.

'From Wall Street, here's a run down of today's stock prices and S.E.C allegations.'

'Today the market roared back on news that greed is good for an ailing economy.'

'Skip the comics. Let's get on to the financial page.'

'I hear it's a grudge match between the three of them.'

The market went up and down, up and down, up and down...

"Stocks closed higher on news the U.S. budget deficit and the universe are expanding, so go with the flow."