Business News Readers Mugs

Employment Agency - Closed.

Thanks to the financial business scientists know it for sure now - Black Holes really exist!

Men on escalators reading newspapers, shares are going up on the up escalator and down on the down escalator.

"On Wall Street today, news of lower interest rates sent the stock market up, but then the expectation that these rates would be inflationary sent the market down, until the realization that lower rates might stimulate the sluggish economy pushed the mark

'In today's market hyperbole was up sharply. Similes and metaphors held relatively steady with euphemisms hitting another record low.'

"This just in... All new Euro notes are to be printed on Greece-proof paper."

'...and the Nikkei closed down on the day.'

'In the belief that no news is good news, today's financial report has been cancelled.'

A Man and His Cat Read the Financial News.

'U.S. stocks surged on news that the government they all hate won't go out of business.'

'I today's market news, Greed roared back.'

'The pound looks strong to day. Yes, against the Zambesi bean.'

'Stocks plummeted today, on forecasts that tomorrow will be warm and muggy.'

'I follow my dad's stocks so I know when to ask for an allowance increase.'

'Wouldn't it be easier if the banks simply merged with the Inland Revenue?'

"On the plus side, you're on the cover of all the major business publications."

"Markets reacted to the news by edging aside kind of awkwardly and then pretending to take a phone call."

'It's our latest line-suits for t.v announcers'

'The market dropped on the news some IRS refund checks said 'do not cash until next Friday'.'

Bought GE stock at its high.

The market went up and down, up and down, up and down...

'Nothing's happened today-read it dead slowly.'

"Stocks closed higher on news the U.S. budget deficit and the universe are expanding, so go with the flow."

'You think economic news on TV could be adversely affecting our patient?'

'From Wall Street, here's a run down of today's stock prices and S.E.C allegations.'

'Today the market roared back on news that greed is good for an ailing economy.'

"Today, stocks dropped on news the new federal reserve chief, Janet Yellen, is a 'rookie'."

'Stocks rise on news that there's no other place to put your money - after interest rates hit rock bottom.'

'Stocks soared on news a financial lobbyist wants 'greed' dropped as one of the cardinal sins.'

Financial crisis and layoffs

"It was a mixed dayon wall street. Stocks were down, but bonuses were up."

'Boy, are the markets getting sensitive, anymore.'