Folding Guru Pillows

"Show us again that crazy way you fold a newspaper to read on the subway!"

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Handbag store - "Perfect."

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

'She's so put together!'

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

A women in a shoeshop.

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"Absolutely not!"

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

Keeping warm.

Yoga Xmas Decorations

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

'Do you like my little black number?'

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

Mr Metrosexual.

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

At the suit makers

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

His and Her wardrobe's

'I can't move in, Ted - your lifestyle is too modern. And your furniture is way too modern.'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."