Foldable Fanatic Pillows

"The phone takes some effort to unfold completely, but the 24" screen makes it all worthwhile.

The Fourth Little Pig

The tooth fairy.

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Lady of the bath...

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

Boy and Bear and Monster

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Newt sale

Friday

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Warrior Woman

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

Catasaurus

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

"This will be a tricky operation."

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Dragon and Dragoff