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"We didn't have any whipped cream, so I used foaming hand soap."

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

A Macaroni in 1772

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."

I love bathtime.

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

'Okay, you've got a mouthful of minerals, grapefruit, herbs and grass. Is it starting to taste like a sauvignon blanc?'

"Honey, quick – the demi-glace is about to simmer – pass me a shot of Don Julio 1942 tequila!"

Stand back - while I whip something up

'This is me at my most masculine.'

'We let our products speak for themselves. This is ‘I Can't Believe It's So Tasty And Price-Friendly In Today's Demanding Market.' '

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."

"It's all down to turmeric!"

Frisbee dog catching pizza dough

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.

'92 elements in the Universe and you always have to chuck the compound NaCl all over your dinner!'

Bath tube with human feet.

Welcome back to CNM. We've got major news to tell you about: The sky is falling. To tell you about it, we're going live to Denver and our very own Mary Popmedia. Mary, tell the viewers what's happening. I'm standing downtown. As you can see, the horizon is quite overcast, the air brisk, the masses beginning to huddle. And here it comes. The year's first snowflake! Temperatures falling, frozen rain, sleet, ice road, more snow, possible blinding flurries, slippery deadly madness and possible death

'Here's the secret to a profitable 99-cent pint night - 14 ounces of foam, 2 ounces of beer.'

"The Firminator. One inch of foam over cement blocks."

'These are exquisite! You simply must give me your recipe.'

Garden spade and fork shaped like a knife and fork.

"Ah, the innocence of youth. Enjoy it while it lasts."

"I'm always tempted by the more esoteric flavors- if only out of pity."

'You can't get by on fluffiness forever!'

'You can't get by on fluffiness forever!'

"Ah, the innocence of youth. Enjoy it while it lasts."

Beer...Better living through zymurgy.

"That one, and that little one too. My word, they all look just like me!"

You complimented the chef on his dumplings-now he wishes to return the compliments!

Those guys will never let us forget about the opposable thumb!

"I recently served this guy in our pub... how greedily he stares at me! I can literally hear his thoughts!"