Flytrap Fancier Pillows

Flytrap nerd.

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

Emotional Support Pest

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

'We know you have a cat.'

'What? I'm scratching the sofa! I'm not! And if I was? It's your fault!'

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

'Food fight!'

"Oh, we've got to nip this little trick in the bud right away."

"This meal tastes just like dog crap!"

"The narrative seems contrived."

The ambush.

'He has really taken to the training.'

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

Helicopter

'You're being unreasonable,Fred. I can't help it if your 22-pound bass slipped out of my hands.'.

You'll have to speak up, I can't hear a word you're saying!

"You have such beautiful eyes."

'Cat scans are for felines. I will give your dog a pet scan.'

'Are you trying to tell me that neither of you get penalty rates for the 2 a.m feed?'

Trampoline Balance

Fly Club Singer: 'Wherever I Lay My Eggs, That's My Home...'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Graeae

'If you're alone in here, who just said 'Ribbit'?'

'I dreamed I was flying and I had airline food.'

'You got a search warrant?'

"Number two all over but leave it shaggy on top"

'Watch this... I have him trained to give me a treat every time I shake his hand.'

'Here, you can have my fly trap.I already have one.'