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"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

Emotional Support Pest

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

'We know you have a cat.'

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

'What? I'm scratching the sofa! I'm not! And if I was? It's your fault!'

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

Keep it on until he's gone. They still think we're extinct.

"This meal tastes just like dog crap!"

"Oh, we've got to nip this little trick in the bud right away."

'Food fight!'

"The narrative seems contrived."

Helicopter

You'll have to speak up, I can't hear a word you're saying!

'He has really taken to the training.'

The ambush.

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

'You're being unreasonable,Fred. I can't help it if your 22-pound bass slipped out of my hands.'.

"You have such beautiful eyes."

'Cat scans are for felines. I will give your dog a pet scan.'

Trampoline Balance

'Are you trying to tell me that neither of you get penalty rates for the 2 a.m feed?'

'If you're alone in here, who just said 'Ribbit'?'

Rex had always suspected his wife was being unfaithful, but it was worse than that...much worse.

Fly Club Singer: 'Wherever I Lay My Eggs, That's My Home...'

"Number two all over but leave it shaggy on top"

'I dreamed I was flying and I had airline food.'

'You got a search warrant?'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Graeae

'Watch this... I have him trained to give me a treat every time I shake his hand.'

'Here, you can have my fly trap.I already have one.'