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'Here, you can have my fly trap.I already have one.'

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Give quiche a chance!

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

"Bailiff."

"What other tricks does he need?"

"This will sting a bit."

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

"Fleas talk about their life aboard cats..."

Caliologist

"Think about the honey."

'Remember our natural predators are bats, birds,frogs and kids with jars.'

Fly Artist

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

"Gotta go, lads, I smell death."

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

'By selective breeding over the course of 10,000 generations, we've managed to create the world's ugliest fruit fly!

Flies up the ante!

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

"My, it feels good to sit down."

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

Canada Goose

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

Unlikely Fly Scenario

"Drop it... Such things banished in our kingdom."