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'Here, you can have my fly trap.I already have one.'

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

Give quiche a chance!

"Bailiff."

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

"What other tricks does he need?"

"This will sting a bit."

"Fleas talk about their life aboard cats..."

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

Caliologist

"Think about the honey."

Give it to me straight, Doc, and don't poopcoat it.

'Remember our natural predators are bats, birds,frogs and kids with jars.'

Fly Artist

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

Flies up the ante!

"Is it me, or would a dung beetle taste really good right now?"

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

'By selective breeding over the course of 10,000 generations, we've managed to create the world's ugliest fruit fly!

"Gotta go, lads, I smell death."

It'll never work - you're LED and I'm plasma.

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

I'm just saying, maybe you should try getting out of the city, Mr. Van Gogh. The Smoggy Night.

Canada Goose

"My, it feels good to sit down."

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

"Drop it... Such things banished in our kingdom."

Spider Exhibit. It says spiders can have hundreds of children at the same time. No wonder they climb the walls! (Published originally on July 23, 2002.)