Fly Trap Fanatic Pillows

'How come your venus fly trap isn't catching those flies?'

Fly Fishing

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

'Ed missed a nice trout in that hole last week. He takes everything personally.'

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

Emotional Support Pest

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

"Well if it isn't Mr J.R.Hartley!"

"This meal tastes just like dog crap!"

'Food fight!'

Product Testing Department

Orchestra

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

'How long did you try before calling?'

'We're back. So how was your summer?'

Cat reaching his paw into a mouse hole that is rigged with a guillotine; the mouse has many taxidermy cat paws displayed on his wall

Fly Club Singer: 'Wherever I Lay My Eggs, That's My Home...'

'How are they biting?'

Flytrap nerd.

'Here, you can have my fly trap.I already have one.'

No, no Henry. I said I bought a fly sweater for you.

Flight School.

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

Now it's time for Dung or no Dung! With your host Stinkhole Edmunds!

'I'll be darn lad when your mail-order waders get here!'

'I'm sorry Daisy. Things can never be the same between us!'

"Well Inspector - that little trap you set seems to have worked!"

'Oh, we aren't disturbing my husband. He's busy with mosquitos.'

'Any chance your fly will hit the water in the next fifteen minutes? I'm getting dizzy!'

'Your you is unzipped.'

'EEEEEEX-CREMENT!'