Fly Trap Fanatic Prints

'How come your venus fly trap isn't catching those flies?'

Fly Fishing

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

'Ed missed a nice trout in that hole last week. He takes everything personally.'

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

Emotional Support Pest

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

"Well if it isn't Mr J.R.Hartley!"

"This meal tastes just like dog crap!"

'Food fight!'

Product Testing Department

Cat reaching his paw into a mouse hole that is rigged with a guillotine; the mouse has many taxidermy cat paws displayed on his wall

'We're back. So how was your summer?'

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

'How long did you try before calling?'

Orchestra

'How are they biting?'

"Will you read me the part of that pamphlet about the drive-through redwoods again?"

Flytrap nerd.

Fly Club Singer: 'Wherever I Lay My Eggs, That's My Home...'

'Here, you can have my fly trap.I already have one.'

'If this is a fly-on-the-wall documentary, I'd be more interested in the fly's next chapter'

"Well Inspector - that little trap you set seems to have worked!"

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

'EEEEEEX-CREMENT!'

'I'm sorry Daisy. Things can never be the same between us!'

Waiter, why are there TWO flies in my soup? The second fly is the first fly's attorney.

'I'll be darn lad when your mail-order waders get here!'

'Any chance your fly will hit the water in the next fifteen minutes? I'm getting dizzy!'

'Your you is unzipped.'

No, no Henry. I said I bought a fly sweater for you.

'Oh, we aren't disturbing my husband. He's busy with mosquitos.'

Flight School.