Flyer Of Unusual Plans Pillows

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

'Yes, sir, what can I do for you?'

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

Dog on a plane.

Well, the doctor confirmed that it's not Rosacea.

'Leave the Iranian airspace at once!'

'If you don't have schools on your planet we'd like to go with you!'

Christmas Flights

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

'Sometimes Rudolph, I can't help but feel Christmas is getting too complicated!'

Happy Pilot flying fast plane.

'This is your passenger speaking. Where the hell is my coffee?!'

'Shall I box up the shoes, or does your son want to fly them home?'

'Moon Jumper One, you are entering restricted Christmas airspace. ABORT!;

"You're violating my airspace."

I brake for Jetliners.

"Folks, today we're going to have perfect weather and some great views of states that are swinging to the Democrats."

"It's going to be tight making all of these 873 connecting flights tonight."

"I guess he IS telling the truth.... Well, Merry Christmas, Santa! Have a good flight."

Kangaroo in a plane.

Santa's Flies Safe

Aviation cocktail

Speedy magic carpet.

"What the...a swarm of Christmas air-mail parcels?! Pull her up, Larry! Pull her up!!"

Balloon Musician

'And how often do you get these urges to fly, Mr Curtis? Mr Curtis...?'

"Flight 570 reports its starboard engines sucked in Dasher and Dancer and the port intakes just got Donner and Blitzen!"

"Attention: The Captain has turned off the hokey-pokey light. You are now free to shake it all about."

Reindeer in back of the plane wearing scarf that says 'Thanks for all the business'.

Witch launching for aircraft carrier.

Countless cookies and glasses of milk don't mix well with Toledo turbulence!"

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