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'Yes, sir, what can I do for you?'

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

Well, the doctor confirmed that it's not Rosacea.

'Leave the Iranian airspace at once!'

'If you don't have schools on your planet we'd like to go with you!'

You Know You're Old When...

Christmas Flights

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

'Sometimes Rudolph, I can't help but feel Christmas is getting too complicated!'

Happy Pilot flying fast plane.

"It's going to be tight making all of these 873 connecting flights tonight."

Boris promises to pursue a Brexit deal with OOMPH!

'Moon Jumper One, you are entering restricted Christmas airspace. ABORT!;

I brake for Jetliners.

Giant fan blows away paper airplanes.

"I guess he IS telling the truth.... Well, Merry Christmas, Santa! Have a good flight."

"You're violating my airspace."

'Shall I box up the shoes, or does your son want to fly them home?'

Santa's Flies Safe

Aviation cocktail

"What the...a swarm of Christmas air-mail parcels?! Pull her up, Larry! Pull her up!!"

Kangaroo in a plane.

"Flight 570 reports its starboard engines sucked in Dasher and Dancer and the port intakes just got Donner and Blitzen!"

Balloon Musician

"Attention: The Captain has turned off the hokey-pokey light. You are now free to shake it all about."

'And how often do you get these urges to fly, Mr Curtis? Mr Curtis...?'

Speedy magic carpet.

Reindeer in back of the plane wearing scarf that says 'Thanks for all the business'.

"That sure is one patriotic grill you got there, Herb."

Countless cookies and glasses of milk don't mix well with Toledo turbulence!"

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