Flyer Of Fancy Pillows

"Good. Now, this time, also flap our wings."

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

'Yes, sir, what can I do for you?'

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

Migrating cows.

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

Well, the doctor confirmed that it's not Rosacea.

'Leave the Iranian airspace at once!'

Christmas Flights

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

Trampoline Balance

'Sometimes Rudolph, I can't help but feel Christmas is getting too complicated!'

Happy Pilot flying fast plane.

"I guess he IS telling the truth.... Well, Merry Christmas, Santa! Have a good flight."

Boris promises to pursue a Brexit deal with OOMPH!

I brake for Jetliners.

'Moon Jumper One, you are entering restricted Christmas airspace. ABORT!;

"You're violating my airspace."

"We want to fly the friendly skies, but only with friendly fellow passengers."

"It's going to be tight making all of these 873 connecting flights tonight."

'Shall I box up the shoes, or does your son want to fly them home?'

"You see, I told you it was worth the climb! Your first 'bird's eye view'. . ."

Sheep Ballast

Penguins going for flying lessons

"Flight 570 reports its starboard engines sucked in Dasher and Dancer and the port intakes just got Donner and Blitzen!"

Santa's Flies Safe

"What the...a swarm of Christmas air-mail parcels?! Pull her up, Larry! Pull her up!!"

"Attention: The Captain has turned off the hokey-pokey light. You are now free to shake it all about."

Reindeer in back of the plane wearing scarf that says 'Thanks for all the business'.

Countless cookies and glasses of milk don't mix well with Toledo turbulence!"

Community Board: Free Paper Ripping Lessons

Skydiving Pizza