Flight Of Fancy Pillows

"You see, I told you it was worth the climb! Your first 'bird's eye view'. . ."

"I had that dream again where I was flying."

Airlines

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"First class, or with children?"

'What zip code are we in now?'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"Here we are."

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'Can our software do that?'

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

Boptimism

Airport Security.

Fight or Flight

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

Pilot with champagne.

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

"Recalculating route..."

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

'I'm on my way!'

'Yes, sir, what can I do for you?'

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

Superman flies Batman over a suburban neighborhood.