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"You see, I told you it was worth the climb! Your first 'bird's eye view'. . ."

"I had that dream again where I was flying."

'Don finally figured out a way to keep the squirrels from getting at the bird feeder.'

'The cats love getting some fresh air, and it's the warmed coat I've ever had.'

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"First class, or with children?"

'What zip code are we in now?'

Airlines

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"Here we are."

Fighter Jet Sneeze

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

'Can our software do that?'

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

Fight or Flight

Boptimism

Airport Security.

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

Pilot with champagne.

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

"Recalculating route..."

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

'I'm on my way!'

'Yes, sir, what can I do for you?'