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'Yes, sir, what can I do for you?'

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

'Don finally figured out a way to keep the squirrels from getting at the bird feeder.'

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

Migrating cows.

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

Well, the doctor confirmed that it's not Rosacea.

'If you don't have schools on your planet we'd like to go with you!'

'Leave the Iranian airspace at once!'

Christmas Flights

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

Trampoline Balance

'Sometimes Rudolph, I can't help but feel Christmas is getting too complicated!'

Happy Pilot flying fast plane.

I brake for Jetliners.

'Shall I box up the shoes, or does your son want to fly them home?'

"You're violating my airspace."

'Moon Jumper One, you are entering restricted Christmas airspace. ABORT!;

"It's going to be tight making all of these 873 connecting flights tonight."

"I guess he IS telling the truth.... Well, Merry Christmas, Santa! Have a good flight."

"You see, I told you it was worth the climb! Your first 'bird's eye view'. . ."

Sheep Ballast

"I'm pretty sure this is the way..."

Kangaroo in a plane.

Balloon Musician

"Attention: The Captain has turned off the hokey-pokey light. You are now free to shake it all about."

"What the...a swarm of Christmas air-mail parcels?! Pull her up, Larry! Pull her up!!"

"Flight 570 reports its starboard engines sucked in Dasher and Dancer and the port intakes just got Donner and Blitzen!"

Aviation cocktail

Santa's Flies Safe

Speedy magic carpet.

'And how often do you get these urges to fly, Mr Curtis? Mr Curtis...?'