Flyer Of Fanciful Ideas Pillows

"You're violating my airspace."

'Yes, sir, what can I do for you?'

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

'Don finally figured out a way to keep the squirrels from getting at the bird feeder.'

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

Well, the doctor confirmed that it's not Rosacea.

'Leave the Iranian airspace at once!'

'If you don't have schools on your planet we'd like to go with you!'

Christmas Flights

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

The Birth of an Air Traffic Controller

'Sometimes Rudolph, I can't help but feel Christmas is getting too complicated!'

Happy Pilot flying fast plane.

'Moon Jumper One, you are entering restricted Christmas airspace. ABORT!;

I brake for Jetliners.

"I guess he IS telling the truth.... Well, Merry Christmas, Santa! Have a good flight."

'Shall I box up the shoes, or does your son want to fly them home?'

"Look at thse plodders down there - what do they know of exhilaration?"

"It's going to be tight making all of these 873 connecting flights tonight."

"You see, I told you it was worth the climb! Your first 'bird's eye view'. . ."

"I'm pretty sure this is the way..."

'And how often do you get these urges to fly, Mr Curtis? Mr Curtis...?'

"What the...a swarm of Christmas air-mail parcels?! Pull her up, Larry! Pull her up!!"

Aviation cocktail

"Attention: The Captain has turned off the hokey-pokey light. You are now free to shake it all about."

Santa's Flies Safe

"Flight 570 reports its starboard engines sucked in Dasher and Dancer and the port intakes just got Donner and Blitzen!"

Kangaroo in a plane.

Balloon Musician

Speedy magic carpet.

Reindeer in back of the plane wearing scarf that says 'Thanks for all the business'.

Flight of the paperless plane.

Countless cookies and glasses of milk don't mix well with Toledo turbulence!"