Flyer Of Unusual Plans Prints

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

'Yes, sir, what can I do for you?'

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

Dog on a plane.

Well, the doctor confirmed that it's not Rosacea.

'If you don't have schools on your planet we'd like to go with you!'

'Leave the Iranian airspace at once!'

Christmas Flights

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

'Sometimes Rudolph, I can't help but feel Christmas is getting too complicated!'

'This is your passenger speaking. Where the hell is my coffee?!'

Happy Pilot flying fast plane.

I brake for Jetliners.

"Folks, today we're going to have perfect weather and some great views of states that are swinging to the Democrats."

'Moon Jumper One, you are entering restricted Christmas airspace. ABORT!;

"You're violating my airspace."

'Shall I box up the shoes, or does your son want to fly them home?'

"It's going to be tight making all of these 873 connecting flights tonight."

"I guess he IS telling the truth.... Well, Merry Christmas, Santa! Have a good flight."

"I'm pretty sure this is the way..."

"Attention: The Captain has turned off the hokey-pokey light. You are now free to shake it all about."

Speedy magic carpet.

Balloon Musician

"What the...a swarm of Christmas air-mail parcels?! Pull her up, Larry! Pull her up!!"

Aviation cocktail

Santa's Flies Safe

Kangaroo in a plane.

"Flight 570 reports its starboard engines sucked in Dasher and Dancer and the port intakes just got Donner and Blitzen!"

'And how often do you get these urges to fly, Mr Curtis? Mr Curtis...?'

Reindeer in back of the plane wearing scarf that says 'Thanks for all the business'.

Reindeer Crossing

Flight of the paperless plane.

Countless cookies and glasses of milk don't mix well with Toledo turbulence!"