Flower Head Humorist Pillows

"Let's go around the room and say one interesting fact about ourselves."

Ed's receding hairline!

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

"Weeds are like kids. They grow up so fast."

'He's wearing a toupee.'

Bald Man Overcomb

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

Little Farm Shop of Horrors with G.M produce turned into man eating plant

"We've been victorious in many battles, and yet helmet hair remains our fiercest foe."

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

"Where are the perineums?" "Aisle 3. Between the vaginas and the rectums."

"Can you suggest something that will enhance my hairstyle?"

"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

Toupee in a tin.

Bobo's Barber Shop

"Huston, we have a bad hairday problem!"

Swelling

"I've really got to stop describing my hairstyle as birdsnest!"

"Psst...The grass is a plant!"

"It's our largest truck...and it comes with a spare car."

"You're welcome. Glad you like them."

'He was superhuman. Then he started to lose his hair.'

"My father would never let me marry a boy with a combover."

"And you thought you were having a bad hair day."

Nicky Clarke sheep shearer

"The combover works even less now that you're using your back hair."

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

"Hey dude, when I said 'curls might help', that's not what I meant."