Flower Head Humorist Prints

"Let's go around the room and say one interesting fact about ourselves."

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

Not you. Your hair.

Ed's receding hairline!

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

Bald Man Overcomb

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

'He's wearing a toupee.'

"Weeds are like kids. They grow up so fast."

"We've been victorious in many battles, and yet helmet hair remains our fiercest foe."

Little Farm Shop of Horrors with G.M produce turned into man eating plant

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

"Can you suggest something that will enhance my hairstyle?"

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

"Where are the perineums?" "Aisle 3. Between the vaginas and the rectums."

Toupee in a tin.

Bobo's Barber Shop

"Huston, we have a bad hairday problem!"

"Psst...The grass is a plant!"

"And you thought you were having a bad hair day."

Nicky Clarke sheep shearer

"It's our largest truck...and it comes with a spare car."

"The combover works even less now that you're using your back hair."

"You're welcome. Glad you like them."

'He had a hop-on part in a David Attenborough special.'

"My father would never let me marry a boy with a combover."

Swelling

'He was superhuman. Then he started to lose his hair.'

"I've really got to stop describing my hairstyle as birdsnest!"

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.