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"For someone in the hospital, I'd recommend this arrangement -pleasant colors, a nice variety, and they all can be eaten for medicinal purposes."

The Busy Gardener

So Close..

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Social distancing

Doing the borders.

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

Rose Garden

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Goddess.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

Bee flying to another flower.

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Labor Day Flowers

Frog flirting.

Dog in Daisys

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Cats and gardens.

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Botany Baby!

Bees SOS

Valentine Day

The wife whisperer.

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

'In Love'

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