Flower Bearers Club Gifts

"Our blind dates have spotted us, but it's going to be a while before we reach them: try to stay nonchalant all the way though..."

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Gardener

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Labor Day Flowers

"Get out of my face!"

Say it with flowers

Raining

Florist. A vase for everything and everything in its vase.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

"Why, Mr. Larsen! We were about ready to give up on you."

"It says you need a CT scan and that the azaleas in the corner need to be watered twice daily."

After many years of wavering Dennis finally makes the decision to step out of his comfort zone.

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

Industrial Beautification van

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

Camomiletherapy

Perfect Match

"They're secret service. They appeared the day Billy decided he wanted to be president when he grew up."

Everything's coming up roses!

'Of course, they're healthy - they listen to me far better than my patients do.'

The two men under the clock waiting for their girls.

Undertaker's Flower Box.

'Got time for a little girl stalk?'

'Gentlemen--- choose your Pistils!' THE DUEL OF THE FLORISTS.

"I'd like to get something for my wife. Do you have any olive branches?"

"I used to be a tulip in a previous life" - Reincarnation

"Don't rush me, I've got to get it right!"

'Your wife was very hot in bed last night.'

"Forget-me-nots! Wait. Didn't I get these last week? Who gave these to me? Wait. Why did I come in here?"

Man feeding coffee to birds from park bench.

"I'm afraid Sir, that much would be inaudible."

'The Amaryllis and the carpenter bee have a symbiotic relationship. That means they're best buddies.'

'When I said in my on-line profile that I was athletic, I meant that I like watching sports!'