Flower Givers Gifts

'It's a misprint. I never said I had 'six pack abs'.'

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Frog flirting.

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

celebrating a birth.

Say it with flowers

Mad about Roses!

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

"I know it's not an ideal situation, Samantha, but how else are we going to afford a 160 gigabyte laptop, a top of the range mobile and a Playstation 3 for the kids presents?"

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

Psychiatrist says: 'Oh, no! Not another fruit cake?'

"Hey, I got you a beautiful orchid to cheer you up until it turns into just a stick protruding from dirt."

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

Love.

"You must have a green thumb."

"Why, Mr. Larsen! We were about ready to give up on you."

Daffodil bulbs

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

"Sorry I'm late: my parents insisted I wear protection on our first date, so I stopped to buy a flea-collar..."

Birthday Racing Car

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

Valentines Balloons

The garden lady.

'And that,and that,and that...'

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'