Late Bloomers Club Gifts

After many years of wavering Dennis finally makes the decision to step out of his comfort zone.

"No woman should have children over 40, that's quite enough for anybody."

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Rose Garden

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

"I've seen a tulip before."

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

The Walk of Shame

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

Growing a business....

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

"I can't help you, Dear. I'm still trying to figure out what I want to be when I grow up. "

Gorgeous Groovers.

'Of course you're a failure! Look at you - seventy-two and you've never had a mid-life crisis!'

'He uses the leg rope in the water and she uses it out of the water!'

'The thing I like about jazz is nobody notices if I hit the wrong notes.'

'It's definitely grown hyacinth we last looked at it!'

"What do you mean you want to slow things down?"

'Maybe I'm not a failure — maybe I'm just a late bloomer!'

'You're just an old person who hasn't blossomed yet...'

Shorn sheep gets Baaaaard!

Man holds up giant disco ball on slope.

Girls night out. Dress up, liquor up...throw up.

'Murdock oversleeps every day - He's always an accessory AFTER the fact.'

"Rex hates getting up in the mornings."

"I should've done this years ago. All the good ones got taken."

Explorers Club

'I was fired from my last job for making too many bloomers. And I've just been fired from this one for not making enough!'

'Sorry I'm late, I was caught in a hole in the space time continuum.'

"Sorry guys, these are restricted premises: Show me your teeth so that I can check your age..."

'That plant food really works!'