Late Bloomers Club Mugs

After many years of wavering Dennis finally makes the decision to step out of his comfort zone.

"No woman should have children over 40, that's quite enough for anybody."

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Rose Garden

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

"I've seen a tulip before."

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

The Walk of Shame

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

Growing a business....

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

"I can't help you, Dear. I'm still trying to figure out what I want to be when I grow up. "

His master's chill-out album

Gorgeous Groovers.

'He uses the leg rope in the water and she uses it out of the water!'

Ladies, welcome to Palais des Beefcakes. Please observe our rules. NO making lewd propositions to our performers and absolutely no touching. No touching. Let's me and you honeymoon.

'Of course you're a failure! Look at you - seventy-two and you've never had a mid-life crisis!'

'The thing I like about jazz is nobody notices if I hit the wrong notes.'

Future beauty pageant contestants' Christmas wish.

'It's definitely grown hyacinth we last looked at it!'

'Maybe I'm not a failure — maybe I'm just a late bloomer!'

"I'd like to sing some songs from the great American songbook, I'll start with the Dead Kennedys. . ."

Shorn sheep gets Baaaaard!

"What do you mean you want to slow things down?"

'You're just an old person who hasn't blossomed yet...'

Man holds up giant disco ball on slope.

Girls night out. Dress up, liquor up...throw up.

"I should've done this years ago. All the good ones got taken."

'Murdock oversleeps every day - He's always an accessory AFTER the fact.'

"Rex hates getting up in the mornings."

Explorers Club

'I was fired from my last job for making too many bloomers. And I've just been fired from this one for not making enough!'

'Sorry I'm late, I was caught in a hole in the space time continuum.'