Late Bloomers Mugs

Hey! I just figured out what I want to do with my life!

"I should've done this years ago. All the good ones got taken."

'Of course you're a failure! Look at you - seventy-two and you've never had a mid-life crisis!'

Happy Easter

Rose Garden

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

"I've seen a tulip before."

After many years of wavering Dennis finally makes the decision to step out of his comfort zone.

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

Niche Extracurriculars

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

"I can sleep late, but, as his agent, I still get ten percent of the worm."

"I can't help you, Dear. I'm still trying to figure out what I want to be when I grow up. "

Keen gardener.

Bed and Lunch: For People Who Like To Sleep In

'Those showy blooms are very susceptible to pests.'

Planting bulbs - planting light bulbs.

'You're just an old person who hasn't blossomed yet...'

'Maybe I'm not a failure — maybe I'm just a late bloomer!'

'It's definitely grown hyacinth we last looked at it!'

'Sorry I'm late, I was caught in a hole in the space time continuum.'

'I was fired from my last job for making too many bloomers. And I've just been fired from this one for not making enough!'

'Myself, I'm not a morning person, so I'm definitely not interested in one of those up-at-the-crack-of-dawn types, you know what I mean?'

'That plant food really works!'

Late Bloomers

Florist

'She's stopped talking to me....She just yells that I have to grow...'

'Are you sure this blooms every hundred years? Well if it doesn't, bring it back.'

"No woman should have children over 40, that's quite enough for anybody."

Flower Arrangement

"You've got to be kidding. It's freaking noon!!"

'Sorry folks you've missed this cartoon.'

"Well? We're late and all the good trees are taken."

"Baldo, get up! It's 1 o'clock in the afternoon! And take that auto window tint off your windows!"

Summer Blooms in the City