Perennial Latecomer Mugs

Niche Extracurriculars

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

I feel better than ever physically but I'm totally obsolete at work. In life 60 is the new 40. In the workplace 40 is the new 60.

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

"Sorry I'm late. Traffic was fine. I just don't like any of you and don't want to be here."

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

"I can sleep late, but, as his agent, I still get ten percent of the worm."

This guy is always upbeat and sees the glass as half full. I like riding home like this at the end of the day. It's nice finishing on an optimistic note.

"It's chirp, chirp, chirp time again, isn't it?"

"I can't help you, Dear. I'm still trying to figure out what I want to be when I grow up. "

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

"I think my fat has GPS. Every time I lose some, it always finds its way back home."

Bed and Lunch: For People Who Like To Sleep In

'Of course you're a failure! Look at you - seventy-two and you've never had a mid-life crisis!'

'You're just an old person who hasn't blossomed yet...'

'Maybe I'm not a failure — maybe I'm just a late bloomer!'

"You're not ready for school to start, are you?"

"I should've done this years ago. All the good ones got taken."

Procrastinator's Leap

'Sorry I'm late, I was caught in a hole in the space time continuum.'

'Myself, I'm not a morning person, so I'm definitely not interested in one of those up-at-the-crack-of-dawn types, you know what I mean?'

Ruby wasn't going to let her age slow her down.

Football Sisyphus

"Well? We're late and all the good trees are taken."

'Sorry folks you've missed this cartoon.'

"Baldo, get up! It's 1 o'clock in the afternoon! And take that auto window tint off your windows!"

"You've got to be kidding. It's freaking noon!!"

Hey! I just figured out what I want to do with my life!

I haven't gone on a date in ages, but you intrigue me, Jeremiah Johnson. House of Java .Net Cybercafe. Before this goes further, I must know the answer to a critical questions about your

Permanently Offended By Something

"You know, Einstein never watched any great television until after he was forty."

'Sorry I'm late - I was asleep when my alarm went off.'

"Sorry I'm late, Ms. Dow. The electricity went off last night and we didn't wake up 'til 12:00 12:00 12:00 12:00..."

"It's time for Eric's jump start to the day."