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"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

'So far I've found out the doctor had something to do with it.'

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

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'Who put Grandad's teeth in the aquarium?'

"That's the deep end."

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

"But he's way more fun than the rubber ducky."

Musical Accidents

"Mom said we're old enough to take care of you, so this is our new chain of command!"

'I'd like a puppy who's cute, playful, and can shoulder a lot of blame.'

"Is our fish fresh? Sure it is! My dad is just delivering the latest catch..."

'Don't worry, fifty something is the new thirty something.'

'And make sure you use the AUTOMATED teller, you old goat!'

"I play 'backside'. My 'backside' is always sitting on the bench."

'Now that we've got a new bull, is he the calf's stepfather?'

You know you're middle aged...

"On my right is Mr. Darius, who'll fill you in on our corporate counterculture."

"This is called silent tennis? It's like regular tennis without the racket."

"Of course what else would it be?"

'That would be way embarrassing.'

'Don't worry...that's our mascot'

Good Dog!...Bad dog!...Good dog!....Nice dog!...Very bad dog!....Good dog!....Good dog!...Naughty dog!..."

'Money's no object, lad! Whatever you want, you can have, and everything's available in our fully stocked toy department on the third floor...'

'Washing hanging on the golf flag.'

'He's got tennis viewer's elbow'

'Tell him to cut it out - we're not into leather!'

'He picked it, and ate it.'