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Night of the Latkes

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"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

Ice-Cube-IV

Santa Claws...

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

"Come on guys, my jokes aren't that bad!"

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'

'Either it's a mistake, or this town's gone soft on crime.'

"First of all, this conversation never happened."

"Uh oh. The almanac indicates an early fall - here's a back-to-school on page one!"

"But he's way more fun than the rubber ducky."

"The kids told me it was a magic wand."

Centaur becomes pantomime horse

Minnesota Weather.

Musical Accidents

'I love it when it's sunny at festivals. It makes the mud so much warmer.'

Of course, then there was Lester, the brown-nosed reindeer.

Skiing

'When you said we were having a turkey for Christmas dinner I didn't think you meant your Uncle George!'

"Santa's favorites always end up in the gift card workshop."

"In case you had any doubts, Holbrook, you're fired!"

Santa's Sleigh Accident

'And make sure you use the AUTOMATED teller, you old goat!'

'You say you saw my client do it. OK, but what if the jury doesn't believe you? Try to think outside the witness box.'

'If you are a good boy, Santa will bring you the tires next year.'