Flirty Powder Hound T-Shirts

"Let me tell you Belinda. . . you certainly don't belong on the beginner's slope."

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

Skier flying past mountains

'She broke up with me because I'm a stray and, thus, always have fleas!'

Skier leaves his skis behind.

Child in toy car being pulled by a dog

"Whoa. How deep is that powder?" "You'll have to ask my wife. I'm standing on her shoulders."

"Say something like 'Bow-wow' or 'Arf-arf' and you'll really break them up."

Top dog

'Okay, okay! You can have a lick of my sucker.'

Downward-facing dog vs upward-looking cat.

'Good! And now - by simply shifting your weight - begin to carve a wide, slow turn across the slope.'

The perfect relationship

How paper training can affect puppies...

'It certainly sounds like a fantastic offer, but I'm not supposed to answer the phone.'

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

'She taught me that copping an attitude will get you everything.'

"Albert was happy. He hadn't caught corona on his ski vacation nor had he broken any bones."

Bunny Slope

"Why are you cancelling your trip to Switzerland?"

'My, my, don't we look fetching.'

Skis and ski poles poking out of the snow.

"Sorry, I have a strict cash only policy."

'Don't tell me, your human volunteered you to be in the annual Christmas play.'

"Doctor, don't you have a conflict of interest by owning a ski resort?"

'Of course they're real diamonds! It's a designer coat: She wants me to match her purse...'

Wait your turn. I was here first.

"Why don't you come inside and let me give you a nightcap."

Skiers

I love snowboarding!

"How 'bout a goodnight sniff?"

'Really? I wasn't aware AARP had a clothing line.'

Ski Toilets

'You're very clean-shaven for someone who can't use a mirror.'

"Not all lobsters, babe. I'm just looking for a good time."