Flirty Powder Hound Mugs

"Let me tell you Belinda. . . you certainly don't belong on the beginner's slope."

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

'She broke up with me because I'm a stray and, thus, always have fleas!'

Skier flying past mountains

Child in toy car being pulled by a dog

Skier leaves his skis behind.

'Okay, okay! You can have a lick of my sucker.'

"Say something like 'Bow-wow' or 'Arf-arf' and you'll really break them up."

"Whoa. How deep is that powder?" "You'll have to ask my wife. I'm standing on her shoulders."

'Good! And now - by simply shifting your weight - begin to carve a wide, slow turn across the slope.'

'It certainly sounds like a fantastic offer, but I'm not supposed to answer the phone.'

The perfect relationship

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

'She taught me that copping an attitude will get you everything.'

'My, my, don't we look fetching.'

"Albert was happy. He hadn't caught corona on his ski vacation nor had he broken any bones."

Skis and ski poles poking out of the snow.

"Why are you cancelling your trip to Switzerland?"

"Sorry, I have a strict cash only policy."

'Don't tell me, your human volunteered you to be in the annual Christmas play.'

"Doctor, don't you have a conflict of interest by owning a ski resort?"

I love snowboarding!

Skiers

"Why don't you come inside and let me give you a nightcap."

"How 'bout a goodnight sniff?"

'Of course they're real diamonds! It's a designer coat: She wants me to match her purse...'

Wait your turn. I was here first.

Ski Toilets

"Not all lobsters, babe. I'm just looking for a good time."

"It's working Floyd, she's watching you!"

'You're very clean-shaven for someone who can't use a mirror.'