Flirty Philosopher Gifts

The Booty Call of Cthulhu

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

At the 2021 Religious Games

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

When two philosophers date. So

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

Romance is more difficult for robots than it is for people. Sure, we can check for compatibility by comparing operating systems but until battery technology improves, all our relationships will be on-again, off-again. Worst of all, we can't handle passion. When the sparks are flying a romance blowup will follow.

'Do you come here often?'

Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks.

'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.'

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

'How did he make the world in six days?'

"Just how many ways are there to skin a cat?"

'You're a water sign and I'm an earth sign. . .Together we're mud.'

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

"Wanna go out?"

Second-hand Slander and Innuendo £10

'I take playing footsie very seriously, Jane. You may have won the first two rounds, but let's make it three out of five.'

The Meaning of Life

'Since you're a teacher, we picked this one from the Tree of Knowledge.'

"His face may be in the gutter, but his bum's looking up at the stars."

"You look quite presentable when you make the effort. Your ex-wife always told me you scrubbed up well."

'And remember: just hold up this little green paper, and they will do whatever you want.'

"Love comes and goes, Janet, but this is true co-dependency!"

"But Mom said to ask YOU!"

"I guess when you run out of Tooth Fairy teeth, you gotta go get a job!"

"I've tried Buddhism, Taoism, Transendental meditation, Confucionism, Theolog, Scientgology....but I've found a good hand rolled joint of homegrown works best!"

'I had multiple personalities.'

'What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

'I see you've been chasing parked cars again. Wanna talk about it?'