Flirty Personality T-Shirts

"They call me Little Miss Neckbreaker!"

When two philosophers date. So

'I do so much better with women when I quit trying to understand them and just repeat what they say to each other.'

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

"You look quite presentable when you make the effort. Your ex-wife always told me you scrubbed up well."

"Come on dear. It's getting late, and you have to be up early to collect your pension."

"Ooh, this one sounds interesting, 'Single, vegetarian, bulbous, with moves like a lava lamp.'"

"Is this a sex thing?"

'I'll show you my fine print, if you show me yours.'

"And he has such soulful eyes."

'Go on, have one drink with me.'

"What if I tried again with an English accent?"

Snake Charmer

I think we're alone now!

Coronavirus-Era Pick p Lines

The Booty Call of Cthulhu

"You've got a green light - use it!"

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.

"That's sweet, but what does 'bulbous' mean?"

"You seem like a nice guy - I don't suppose you have a job or anything?"

"Dude has got his s**t together!"

'She hates swimming...loves being rescued.'

'Wow, how tall are you?. . . Let's talk about the eight inches.'

'Gail, my dear, please don't talk about sex - my God this is a restaurant!'

'Oh, your mouth is saying 'Bow wow', Dolores, but your eyes are saying 'Woof'!'

'You have two of the most beautiful legs in the world. I counted them.'

"Do you play?"

"Who's he trying to impress? Silly ass!"

Rural Life - 'The water is marvellous ... you're silly not to come in and join me, Virginie'

"Carmen, how are you today? Wait! Don't tell me! You're as wonderful and as beautiful and charming as ever!"

'That skirt of yours is so tight I can hardly breath.'

'-and give me a ring when you get any more in!'

'What a six pack.'

"Hi, handsome."

"You're the strong, silent type. I like that in a man."