Flirty Personality T-Shirts

"They call me Little Miss Neckbreaker!"

'I do so much better with women when I quit trying to understand them and just repeat what they say to each other.'

"You look quite presentable when you make the effort. Your ex-wife always told me you scrubbed up well."

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

"Come on dear. It's getting late, and you have to be up early to collect your pension."

'I'll show you my fine print, if you show me yours.'

"Is this a sex thing?"

"What if I tried again with an English accent?"

Snake Charmer

'Go on, have one drink with me.'

I think we're alone now!

The Booty Call of Cthulhu

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.

"You seem like a nice guy - I don't suppose you have a job or anything?"

"You've got a green light - use it!"

"Dude has got his s**t together!"

'She hates swimming...loves being rescued.'

'Oh, your mouth is saying 'Bow wow', Dolores, but your eyes are saying 'Woof'!'

'Gail, my dear, please don't talk about sex - my God this is a restaurant!'

"Do you play?"

'You have two of the most beautiful legs in the world. I counted them.'

'Wow, how tall are you?. . . Let's talk about the eight inches.'

"Who's he trying to impress? Silly ass!"

' Buy a lady a gallon of unleaded...? '

'What a six pack.'

'-and give me a ring when you get any more in!'

"Carmen, how are you today? Wait! Don't tell me! You're as wonderful and as beautiful and charming as ever!"

'That skirt of yours is so tight I can hardly breath.'

"Hi, handsome."

Rural Life - 'The water is marvellous ... you're silly not to come in and join me, Virginie'

"You're the strong, silent type. I like that in a man."