Flirtatious Linguist T-Shirts

'The frowsting bacchant kept his shelty vicinal.'

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

When two philosophers date. So

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

"You look quite presentable when you make the effort. Your ex-wife always told me you scrubbed up well."

'You're a water sign and I'm an earth sign. . .Together we're mud.'

"Tongue twisters! These are hard to say! A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk."

"I think I've eaten something that hasn't agreed with me."

Heart To Heart

Artichoking victim

William Tell Overture

"Standard equipment includes the Manual Anti-Collision Sonic Warning System...otherwise known as the horn."

'Today I learned a little grammar in the classroom and LOTS of vocabulary on the playground!'

"What if I tried again with an English accent?"

Colin knew things were going well when he saw his date trying to make him jealous.

It's not like you to be late... Forgot to set my alarm cock. (Alarm cock? What did you say that for?!)

"You know, my mother always used to kiss it to make it better!"

'Let me take you away from all this — I know a much better bar across the street.'

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.

"Dude has got his s**t together!"

'Are you on HRT?'

'Wow, how tall are you?. . . Let's talk about the eight inches.'

'Ever thought about living in a monastery?'

' Buy a lady a gallon of unleaded...? '

"You seem to have a certain type of effect on men."

I can't believe I'm waiting on a comic strip legend! Won't you take off that beret and let down your beautiful Prince Valiant hair? Perhaps later, back at my castle, fair damsel! Menu.

Rural Life - 'The water is marvellous ... you're silly not to come in and join me, Virginie'

Man with Sex Reviews.

"You're the strong, silent type. I like that in a man."

"Melanie, you have beautiful DNA."

I'd like to order a scoop of you. Pardon? I've got a thing for strapping hunks who lug coffee and pastries. What's it going to be, lover? Take me, baby. I'll take you to court, freak! The Angelina Jolie fantasy runneth over.

"I'm a professor but don't worry. I'm off duty now."