Flirtatious Linguist Prints

'The frowsting bacchant kept his shelty vicinal.'

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

'You're a water sign and I'm an earth sign. . .Together we're mud.'

"Tongue twisters! These are hard to say! A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk."

William Tell Overture

"You look quite presentable when you make the effort. Your ex-wife always told me you scrubbed up well."

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

"I think I've eaten something that hasn't agreed with me."

Heart To Heart

Artichoking victim

"Standard equipment includes the Manual Anti-Collision Sonic Warning System...otherwise known as the horn."

"What if I tried again with an English accent?"

'Today I learned a little grammar in the classroom and LOTS of vocabulary on the playground!'

Colin knew things were going well when he saw his date trying to make him jealous.

'Let me take you away from all this — I know a much better bar across the street.'

It's not like you to be late... Forgot to set my alarm cock. (Alarm cock? What did you say that for?!)

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.

"You know, my mother always used to kiss it to make it better!"

"Dude has got his s**t together!"

'Are you on HRT?'

'Ever thought about living in a monastery?'

'Wow, how tall are you?. . . Let's talk about the eight inches.'

' Buy a lady a gallon of unleaded...? '

"Melanie, you have beautiful DNA."

Man with Sex Reviews.

"You're the strong, silent type. I like that in a man."

Rural Life - 'The water is marvellous ... you're silly not to come in and join me, Virginie'

"I'm a professor but don't worry. I'm off duty now."

"God, you're hot-blooded!"