Lighthearted Linguist Prints

'Are you on HRT?'

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

PSA Banter.

At the 2021 Religious Games

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Sperm Whale.

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

Daffodil bulbs

'Cycle shop' selling puncture repair kits next door to a 'Sex shop' selling inflatable dolls

'Look at you. You're a basket case.'

"Let's take in a trial."

"Sucker!" / "Stirrer!"

Second-hand Slander and Innuendo £10

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

Surreal Ale Pub.

"Tongue twisters! These are hard to say! A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk."

'Vacuums!'

Artichoking victim

Heart To Heart

"His face may be in the gutter, but his bum's looking up at the stars."

"I think I've eaten something that hasn't agreed with me."

'Well - how has everyone wasted time and energy today?'

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Just Survived My 3rd COVID Scare Dance.

'Hey, what's with all this 'God forbid' stuff?'

"Great sermon! - When it comes to sin, you sure know what you're talking about!"

'I had multiple personalities.'

"But Mom said to ask YOU!"

'Try hitting him harder.' 'Is that all you have to say?' 'Try hitting him harder, PLEASE.'

'I see you've been chasing parked cars again. Wanna talk about it?'

The Invention of the Tea Light

'Any idea where my night vision visor is?'

"Just once, can we not talk about politics."

"Oh, I don't mind being called 'Reaper', it's the 'Grim' part that gets me...my name is actually Darryl and I'm a pretty happy guy!"