Lighthearted Linguist Prints

'Are you on HRT?'

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

PSA Banter.

At the 2021 Religious Games

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Daffodil bulbs

'Cycle shop' selling puncture repair kits next door to a 'Sex shop' selling inflatable dolls

'Look at you. You're a basket case.'

"Sucker!" / "Stirrer!"

"Let's take in a trial."

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

Second-hand Slander and Innuendo £10

"Tongue twisters! These are hard to say! A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk."

"I think I've eaten something that hasn't agreed with me."

Heart To Heart

Artichoking victim

'Vacuums!'

Surreal Ale Pub.

"His face may be in the gutter, but his bum's looking up at the stars."

'Well - how has everyone wasted time and energy today?'

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'Hey, what's with all this 'God forbid' stuff?'

'I see you've been chasing parked cars again. Wanna talk about it?'

"But Mom said to ask YOU!"

Just Survived My 3rd COVID Scare Dance.

'I had multiple personalities.'

"Great sermon! - When it comes to sin, you sure know what you're talking about!"

'Try hitting him harder.' 'Is that all you have to say?' 'Try hitting him harder, PLEASE.'

'Any idea where my night vision visor is?'

"Just once, can we not talk about politics."

"Oh, I don't mind being called 'Reaper', it's the 'Grim' part that gets me...my name is actually Darryl and I'm a pretty happy guy!"

The Invention of the Tea Light