Flirtatious Gamer Pillows

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

Remote Control Foreplay

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

When two philosophers date. So

'I think I've scored.'

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

Beach flirting

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

You make me feel like dancing!

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

'May I have the key to your heart?'

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

Tunnel of fleeting love.

Tango

"Come on dear. It's getting late, and you have to be up early to collect your pension."

"I couldn't bear to be without you."

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

Silly sausages

'Why don't we slip into something a little more comfortable...like the leisure section.'

"They're especially bold at this time of year."

"I have a great idea. Come up to my place and we'll watch all 13 episodes of House of Cards!"

X. O. Whaddaya say we take a break from tic-tac-toe for some hugs 'n' kisses?

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Snake Charmer

"Before I start the test, Ms. Masten....May I say you've never looked lovelier!"

"Thanks for paying me a compliment."

Tug the Toggle

'What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

"Want to go back to my place and take off our hats?"

"Actually, I like big hair on guys."

Colin knew things were going well when he saw his date trying to make him jealous.

"You really know how to push my buttons."

"Hey! Are you staring at my assets?!"